9 Reasons Not to Eliminate the Soprano Sax From the Face of The Globe

Now, to be honest with you, the Curmudgeon is not very fond of the soprano sax. He thinks it is often out of tune, squacky, honky and lacks tonal range. However, let no one say that he is not able to see all sides of a question. It is in this spirit that I give you 9 Reasons To Not Eliminate the Soprano Sax from the face of the earth.

Here we go:  

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Here's the 2:10 audio.